laughter is the best medicine
1) Condom says to Kotex, "When you work, I lose seven days of
business." Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business
stops for nine months!"
2) A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why
do you your tits on your back?" The camel responded: "What a silly
question from someone who has a dick on his face!"
3) A black guy and a white girl met at a nightclub. She took him
apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"
business." Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business
stops for nine months!"
2) A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why
do you your tits on your back?" The camel responded: "What a silly
question from someone who has a dick on his face!"
3) A black guy and a white girl met at a nightclub. She took him
apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"
so he ran off with the TV and VCD...
4) Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every
morning!" Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can
have a NEW ONE every morning!"
5) A Chinese couple got married. When their baby was born, she had
big, blue eyes, curly, blonde hair and brown skin. They named her ...
SAM TING LONG.
6) A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You look
so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I
advised? Lady:"Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
7) Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is
bathing... When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid replied:
Master bathing.
8) Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon
meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer? Boyfriend: Eating
between meals.
9) Lady: "I want a good vibrator"; Salesman: "Ma'am you may
select one from our range that is displayed on that wall"; Lady : "O.K.I'll
take that red one"; Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";
10) A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours
forever." The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
11) Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for
problems where others look for pleasure!
12) Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the first
man you are sleeping with?' "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all
the others!'
4) Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every
morning!" Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can
have a NEW ONE every morning!"
5) A Chinese couple got married. When their baby was born, she had
big, blue eyes, curly, blonde hair and brown skin. They named her ...
SAM TING LONG.
6) A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You look
so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I
advised? Lady:"Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"
7) Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is
bathing... When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid replied:
Master bathing.
8) Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon
meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer? Boyfriend: Eating
between meals.
9) Lady: "I want a good vibrator"; Salesman: "Ma'am you may
select one from our range that is displayed on that wall"; Lady : "O.K.I'll
take that red one"; Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";
10) A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours
forever." The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
11) Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for
problems where others look for pleasure!
12) Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the first
man you are sleeping with?' "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all
the others!'
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