Klaka ke?? huh!!!

A man with a 25 inch long weenie goes to his doctor to complain that he
is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more
than one complaint. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there
anything you can do for me?

The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do
know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him
directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my weenie is
25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are
my only hope."

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I
think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into
the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog
sitting on a log. This frog has magical powers. You must say to frog,
will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less
to your problem."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out
to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO!"
The man looked down and suddenly his wee was 5 inches shorter.

"WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!" However he realized it's
still too long at 20 inches, so he asked the frog to marry him again."
"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his pants, looked down, and it was another
5 inches shorter.

The man laughed,"This is fantastic." He looked down again, 15 inches
long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster,
just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond
and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many times
do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!!

3 ekor kuda dalam kandang sedang berborak mengenai kisah hidup mereka.

Kuda 1: Dalam 15 perlumbaan yang terakhir ini, aku menang 8 darinya.
Kuda 2: Oh! Dalam 27 perlumbaan yang aku sertai, aku menang 19 darinya... huhuhu...
Kuda 3: Wau... itu memang bagus. Aku pulak, dalam 36 perlumbaan, aku menang 28. (dengan bangganya sambil menggoyang2 ekornya).

Saat ini, kuda2 itu baru perasan, ada seekor anjing yang sedang asyik mendengar perbualan mereka.

Anjing: Aku tak berniat untuk menunjuk. Tapi, dalam 90 perlumbaan yang aku sertai, aku menang 88 darinya.

Kuda2 itu amat terpegun.

"Wow!", kata seekor darinya, setelah masing2 terdiam sejenak. "Anjing boleh bercakap."

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Seekor katak menelefon seorang tukang tilik nasib, bertanya perihal masa depannya.

Tukang Tilik: Awak akan ditemukan dengan seorang gadis jelita yang teramat ingin mengetahui segala-galanya mengenai awak.

Katak itu amat teruja.

Katak: Bila saya akan jumpa dia? Tak sabar rasanya.
Tukang Tilik: Oh, kamu akan jumpa gadis itu tidak lama lagi dalam makmal biologi!

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