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POLITICALLY INCORRECT POEMS ( OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN BY MEN )
I wrote your name on the sand ---- it immediately got washed away
I wrote your name in the air ---- it immediately got blown away
Then I wrote your name on my heart ----
and I immediately kena heart attack !
God saw me hungry, so he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, so he created Pepsi
He saw me in the dark, so he created light
He saw me without problems
ah lah mak, then he created YOU !!!
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you really are
And once you know what you really are
The mental hospital is not so far...
The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful
then why doesn't it rain on you ??!!
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo
Don't feel so angry, 'cause you will find me there too
Not in the cage, but laughing at you... 
When your life is in darkness
pray to God and ask him to free you from darkness
But if after you pray and pray
you find that you are still in darkness
Then please, please remember
to pay your electricity bills...
this is obviously created by man .. and.. yet it is funny but sadly.. it is for womann..
kejam nya lelaki nih.... 
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